BOB FOUND GLORY

I’m going through Gossip Girl withdraw. FML.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:35:53 -0500

I’m going through Gossip Girl withdraw. FML.

I really don’t like Rihanna but that one song on the radio is bangin.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:10:43 -0500

I really don’t like Rihanna but that one song on the radio is bangin.

RT @aurosan: AAA is offering free pickup in most states tonight. Save this number in your phone if...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:09:38 -0500

RT @aurosan: AAA is offering free pickup in most states tonight. Save this number in your phone if you need them: 1-800-222-4357 Don’t d …

let’s cross that bridge when we get to it

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:42:28 -0500

let’s cross that bridge when we get to it

RT @Boneheaps: Damn kids can be real assholes & because they are kids everythings forgiven. If...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:16:41 -0500

RT @Boneheaps: Damn kids can be real assholes & because they are kids everythings forgiven. If you act like an ass, your an ass, regardl …

RT @FunnyDrunk: Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems; but then, think again, neither does milk.

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:39:42 -0500

RT @FunnyDrunk: Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems; but then, think again, neither does milk.

I havent had a solid poop since 2004.

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 07:50:26 -0500

I havent had a solid poop since 2004.

OMG my mom makes the best potato salad everrrr.

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 20:12:36 -0500

OMG my mom makes the best potato salad everrrr.

RT @UberFacts: Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 03:43:51 -0500

RT @UberFacts: Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

Wtf. Busted*

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 16:57:24 -0500

Wtf. Busted*

It’s Christmas, but it just feels like a regular day to me.

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:50:40 -0500

It’s Christmas, but it just feels like a regular day to me.

I met @ChrisLaneConley last night. He was super cool. Great show! http://t.co/zwOedt9p

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:20:15 -0500

I met @ChrisLaneConley last night. He was super cool. Great show! http://t.co/zwOedt9p

Strawberry vodka and lemonade nom.

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:12:34 -0500

Strawberry vodka and lemonade nom.

RT @NFGisthereason: “@XChadballX: Hey Philly! We are coming back soon!!...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:34:28 -0500

RT @NFGisthereason: “@XChadballX: Hey Philly! We are coming back soon!! http://t.co/GxNR5akF” Can’t wait!!!

I’ll dream of you while I sleep at night, so nobody will know.

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:00:47 -0500

I’ll dream of you while I sleep at night, so nobody will know.

I wish I had a beer fountain :/

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:51:37 -0500

I wish I had a beer fountain :/

i really love #TheSecretCircle

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 10:55:17 -0500

i really love #TheSecretCircle

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 01:28:03 -0500

i really love #TheSecretCircle

I WUNT MAH GRADEZ UP YO!

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 13:08:53 -0500

I WUNT MAH GRADEZ UP YO!

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 03:33:15 -0500

I WUNT MAH GRADEZ UP YO!